Valentines Day Status for Singles

Valentines Day Status for Single People who are also want to celebrate valentines day in a different style. Who are still single on this valentines day this funny, creative and cool Valentines day status messages are for them to make fun all the way. Being single on valentines day is a way to show more self-love. Maybe you’re anti-valentine or have a broken heart than you may want to show your sad feelings or say something against love then express your feelings by single valentines day quotes! Does your forever single friend need some wish from you? Then wish him/her with our valentine’s day wishes for single friends collection. Single valentines day statuses will help you to make some fun or to show your thoughts on Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram. Also, you can post Happy single valentines day caption with your selfie. Whatever you’re single guy or girl, in a broken relationship either an anti lovesick this status and messages will feel you fit.

Valentines Day Status for Singles

Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you.

I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Falling in Love

[sq]I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

If Valentine’s day is for couples then the other 364 days are for me 😀

Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

I have love in my life. I just don’t have a relationship, and that feels really natural right now.

I never really understood the word ‘loneliness’. As far as I was concerned, I was in an orgy with the sky and the ocean, and with nature.

Single Valentines Day Status

Here’s to many more years of happiness with me.

I am happy because I’m single by choice, not by chance.

No better Valentine’s Day than Galentine’s Day.

I’m single because I was born that way. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Dear Alcohol… Will you be my valentine?

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.

Happy Valentine’s Day. There is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you.

80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

This year My Valentine is My Bed. We will spend time watching TV, eating and best of all cuddling and sleeping together.

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Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate 😛

If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

Funny Anti Valentines Day Status

Cupid is stupid. Violets are purple.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do 40 pounds of laundry a week.

They say that the course of true love never did run smooth. So, I didn’t take the chance to go rough. Happy anti valentine’s day!

Would like to remind any unhappy souls today that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs.

I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.

Valentine Eve: worst time of the year…..constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.


Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day this year, I’m celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.

If you’re sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald’s for $8.99!

48+2 Members can sit on a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in an auto 1+1 can sit on a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That’s ‘ME’ My dear Valentine!

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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Anti Valentines Day Quotes

Soulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs. – Miranda Hobbes

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Don’t wish me a Happy Valentine’s Day! I hate this day with the fire of a thousand suns!

I wish that Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.

I called McDonald’s to make a reservation for Valentine’s Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Valentines Day Status for Friend

They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath ’til my face turns purple. Keep a few bad b*tches in my circle.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Happy Valentines Day!

My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.

What present will you give for your right hand during Valentine’s Day?

Anybody knows where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?…..just asking for a friend.

My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines’ Day everyone!

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would’ve gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day. 🙂

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Broken Heart Valentines Day Status

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.

Lingering is so very lonely when one lingers all alone.


I’m falling apart right in front of your eyes but you don’t even see me.

No matter how broken I am inside, you will never notice it because of my smile.

The hardest thing in life is to watch someone you love, love another person.

I just let the pain take over, allowing it to numb the pain of being left behind.

When you’re in love, you expose yourself the possibility of being hurt by someone you truly trust.

Because never in my life have I ever been picked when there was another alternative.

Every person’s heart has pain, but they express that pain in different ways. Some will hide it in their eyes, while others will hide it in their smile.

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Flood your Whatsapp, Instagram, Facebook by funny valentines day status for singles or if you like to share some sad lines to show your broken heart you’re welcome. Don’t feel guilty if you don’t like this day, just show your side and be an anti-valentine that’s also a pride.

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