Funny Pregnancy Wishes – Congratulations Messages

Funny pregnancy wishes messages and sarcastic way for pregnancy congratulations. Expecting a baby is really fantastic and a magical journey of motherhood for every woman. May you have someone whom you want to congratulate by funny pregnancy wishes and searching a sarcastic way for pregnancy congratulations! There are many relationships among family and friends like a sister, sister in law, close friend and many others whom you can congratulate by funny pregnancy wishes on their most precious period of life. This post of funny pregnancy wishes is a box of ideas where you can get funny and sarcastic pregnancy congratulatory messages and surely these wishes and messages are the best compilation around the web.

Funny Pregnancy Wishes and Congratulatory Messages

Here you will get the funniest pregnancy wishes and lovely greetings for pregnant women to wish them the best of luck in a funny way. Take a look through our compilation and surely these funny pregnancy wishes will melt their mind with a blink of an eye whom you share.

Pregnancy is a great balance in life – it brings out the worst mood swings in a wife and the best levels of tolerance in a husband. Congratulations on getting pregnant and finding your balance.

Congratulations for entering a period of life when you will have no periods.

If the baby can hear everything inside the belly then I am pretty sure his first word is going to be F*ck. Congratulations.

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Congratulations for getting pregnant. Enjoy the luxury of getting your husband’s attention every time you make even a small sound – whether it is a painful moan or a smelly fart.

Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the starting of the many disgusting things you will do as pregnant women. Congratulations.

Welcome to the beginning of the end of your freedom for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your pregnancy.

Celebrity moms make parenting look glamorous because they are rich and can hire help for just about everything. You, my dear… will be heating milk bottles and changing nappies day and night. Congratulations.

Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination. pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, backaches….yes, pregnancy is wonderful! Congratulations!

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Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, a disaster for your career and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.

Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on hormones. Make the most of it.

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When you will found that you are pregnant, you will be so happy that there is no period for the upcoming 9 months. Congratulations.

Being pregnant means that you can put your feet up and watch TV while your husband does the dishes. Congratulations enjoy every moment of it.

Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. Congratulations.

The birth video they show in a birthing class can make a Quentin Tarantino film look like a Disney movie. Congratulations.

Nine months of pregnancy are God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulations.

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You will gain weight, you will have mood swings, none of your clothes will fit and people will mistake you for being fat – welcome to the unglamorous world of pregnancy.

Be getting pregnant you have sacrificed parties, shopping sprees, and weekend outings… for breastfeeding, changing nappies and doing extra laundry. Congratulations.

OMG! You are having a baby! Sleep well now, it may be your last chance for the next three years! Congratulations.

Hormones and no alcohol. Interact at your own risk. Congratulations for your new development.

All your life you were learning how to be a good human being. Pregnancy will teach you how to be a good mother. Congratulations.

Now that you are pregnant, can I borrow all your nice dresses? You won’t be able to fit in them anyways. Congratulations.

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The only time you will feel blessed when someone kicks you is when your baby kicks inside your tummy during your pregnancy. Congratulations on getting pregnant.

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Pregnancy – the longest, fattest and the most irritating nine months of your life. Congratulations.

Don’t expect any sympathy for your mood swings, morning sickness or backaches during your pregnancy… because you have invited all these troubles yourself. Congratulations.

You will go through a lot of changes in the coming nine months of your pregnancy. You will become crazier, weirder and creepier. Congratulations.

You will now have to eat for two people, drink for two people, breathe for two people and think for two people. Get ready to do everything in life on the double. Congratulations on your pregnancy.

The best part about being pregnant is that you will never have nightmares… because you will not be able to sleep in the first place. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Now you will have something to blame your weight gain on.

Pregnancy – the nine months that will wipe off your savings and ruin your bank balance. Congratulations for taking the first step towards financial downfall.

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Enjoy your pregnancy because it is the only time a woman can get away with burping and farting and a man can get away with blaming his wife for her irritable mood swings.

You have officially graduated from the Small to Plus sizes for clothes at all your favorite shopping malls. Congratulations on getting pregnant.

The craziest roller coaster ride in the world is not at Disneyland or Universal Studios, it is the nine months of pregnancy. Good luck and enjoy the twists and turns of your pregnancy.

The doctor may cut off the umbilical cord that ties you with your baby, but no one can cut off the cord of love built over the next nine months which will tie you with your child for a lifetime. Congratulations on being pregnant.

This is a piece of advice for the to-be-mommy. Make the most of your nine months of pregnancy because it is the only time when you can bite into all your food cravings to put on those extra pounds without feeling an ounce of guilt. Congratulations on getting pregnant.

We hope these funny pregnancy wishes will help you to express your best wishes to your close ones on their glorious nine-month journey of life’s special moment.

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