Having a baby is a blessing, but pregnancy can be tough for moms. With mood swings, body changes, and new diets, expectant mothers go through a lot in those 9 months. While it’s important to send sweet pregnancy wishes, sometimes a funny message can make her day a lot better.
A little humor can help lighten the mood and is a unique way to show support. Pregnancy may be hard, but laughter can make it easier. A funny message can help ease the stress and bring some joy during this special time.
Here’s a collection of funny pregnancy wishes that will make the mom-to-be smile!
Funny Pregnancy Wishes
May your mood swings be in your husband’s favor! Best wishes for your safe delivery!
Congratulations on your pregnancy! Now you can think faster with two heads!
Get ready for a full time job of babysitting your own belly! Enjoy every second!
Here’s to not fitting in your dresses for the next 9 months! Have a safe pregnancy ahead!
Congratulations on entering a period of life when you will have no periods.
Welcome to the beginning of the end of your freedom for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination, pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, backaches….yes, pregnancy is wonderful! Congratulations!
Your baby is already practicing karate in there! Get ready for the real kicks soon!
Morning sickness? More like all day sickness! But hey at least it’s a great excuse to nap!
Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, a disaster for your career, and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.
Being pregnant means that you can put your feet up and watch TV while your husband does the dishes.
You should be congratulated on your pregnancy. Take pleasure in the fact that your spouse will pay attention to you no matter how quietly you speak.
We are so overjoyed to hear about your pregnancy! We know you will slay your fat era!
Sending you love and warm wishes for your pregnancy. Mark all your territory in your house before the little one colonizes everything.
I cannot help but wonder how jealous you will become of our newborn when I spend more time with her/him! 😀
Enjoy the pregnancy glow while it lasts… soon it will just be bags under your eyes!
I hope you enjoy being parents, even the part where you have to wake up at midnight and change the baby’s diapers.
Funny Pregnancy Congratulations Messages
Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. Congratulations.
Congratulations to you on being pregnant! Good luck to your husband for preparing to handle all your mood swings.
Congratulations on getting pregnant! Good luck on surviving your midnight sweet cravings!
Congratulations for getting pregnant. Enjoy the luxury of getting your husband’s attention every time you make even a small sound – whether it is a painful moan or a smelly fart.
OMG! You are having a baby! Sleep well now, it may be your last chance for the next three years! Congratulations.
Being pregnant is a sporting ball of fun! Congratulations on your little team player!
Cheers to your morning sickness, fat tummy, non-fitting cloths, and swelling feet. Don’t be nervous because the angel inside you will take care of all of these. Congratulations new mommy to be.
Pregnancy – the longest, fattest and most irritating nine months of your life. Congratulations.
Now that you are pregnant, can I borrow all your nice dresses? You won’t be able to fit in them anyways. Congratulations.
Congratulations on getting pregnant! May your baby be as wonderful as you are, and inherit all of your husband’s nice looks.
You may give me all your clothes now that you are pregnant. You can forget about trying to squeeze inside them. Congratulations.
Congratulation! The nine months of pregnancy will completely deplete your resources. You have taken the first, disastrous step toward financial ruin.
I heard you have got a new boss – inside your tummy. Congratulations on getting this fantastic job done.
Do you realize you are consistently giving me reasons to buy you gifts? First for the wedding and now for a soon to be baby shower! Congratulations honey. Give me more reason to be happy like this.
Funny Pregnancy Wishes for Sister
Congratulations on your pregnancy, sister! Please don’t call me crying on your sleepless nights!
Cheers to the upcoming crazy, fun, painful and exciting pregnancy days ahead! Good luck, sis!
You will go through a lot of changes now. Let’s start with cutting off your fast food consumption!
You have officially graduated from the Small to Plus sizes for clothes at all your favorite shopping malls. Congratulations on getting pregnant.
The best part about being pregnant is that you will never have nightmares because you will not be able to sleep in the first place. Congratulations.
Wishing you a pregnancy that’s as smooth as a baby’s bottom. May your baby have the cutest little nose and the most adorable little cries. Good luck sister.
Dear sissy, Congratulations on your new roommate! May your baby be as cute as you are, and as well-behaved as your husband.
I am overjoyed to know you are expecting, my dear sister. Please let me wear and enjoy all of your beautiful outfits, now that you are pregnant!
Best wishes to you, my beloved sister. May you excel at motherhood and breeze through your pregnancy like a champion.
Looking for more heartfelt wishes for your sister? Check out our full collection of Pregnancy Wishes for Sister!
Funny Pregnancy Wishes for Wife
My love, consider me your personal assistant for the next 9 months and make the most of it!
Love, you might be the one tolerating the kicks on your tummy, but I am with you in spirit!
Congratulations. Now you will have something to blame your weight gain on.
You will now have to eat for two people, drink for two people, breathe for two people and think for two people. Get ready to do everything in life on the double. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
If you think I am irritating, prepare for the “one” coming! I am waiting to form a partnership with my “little one” and annoy you for the rest of our lives!
Dear wife, please don’t cry when my little one and I spend more time together all day! Can’t wait for my new friend; and your new enemy! LOL.
You know something, dear wifey, it’s time you start ordering and buying large-sized clothes instead of slim, fit small-sized dresses! Your tummy with our baby will rip through those if you do!
During your pregnancy, you shouldn’t count on anyone feeling sorry for you if you experience mood swings, morning sickness, or backaches… because you have brought all of these problems upon yourself by inviting them. Happy Pregnancy Love!!!!
I cannot help but laugh at how fat you will look now with our little one inside you!
Congrats, wifey! For the next nine months, you can scream and shout at me for any reason. And I can only tolerate your yells and sympathize with you!
Funny Pregnancy Wishes for a Friend
My friend, now you get to live like the queen of the house and order around! Congratulations!
To the future grumpy mom, the angel inside you is lucky indeed! Best wishes to you!
Sweetie, you will totally be the coolest and scariest mom ever! So happy for you!
All your life you were learning how to be a good human being. Pregnancy will teach you how to be a good mother. Congratulations.
Pregnancy – the nine months that will wipe off your savings and ruin your bank balance. Congratulations on taking the first step towards financial downfall.
Cheers to you for retiring from the “children” era and entering the “parents” era. You are old, my friend! But Congratulations!
Having babies won’t change your schedule at all, before you used to stay up all night watching movies and now you will stay up all night changing diapers.
I cannot believe you, a whole child is about to have a child. This is like the universe sending you a wake-up call to finally grow up, my friend.
Congratulations, my friends. Beware because when the baby is born, I am about to spoil the little prince/princess so much, you will regret having me as their uncle/aunt.
Need sweet messages for your friend? Read our Pregnancy Wishes for Friend article!
Funny Pregnancy Wishes for a Colleague
Congratulations on getting rid of boring office work for the next few months! Best wishes!
Catch up on all the sleep you have been deprived of! Have a safe pregnancy ahead!
If motherhood is similar to office work, bet you have a ‘Best Mom’ award coming up!
The craziest roller coaster ride in the world is not at Disneyland or Universal Studios, it is the nine months of pregnancy. Good luck and enjoy the twists and turns of your pregnancy.
Don’t expect any sympathy for your mood swings, morning sickness, or backaches during your pregnancy… because you have invited all these troubles yourself. Congratulations.
Great news! Now you have the perfect excuse to take it easy while others handle the heavy lifting. Wishing you a happy and healthy pregnancy!
Here’s a fun math fact: 1 + 1 now equals 3! Wishing you all the best during this exciting time. Congratulations!
Funny Pregnancy Quotes
“Pregnancy is a great balance in life – it brings out the worst mood swings in a wife and the best levels of tolerance in a husband. Congratulations on getting pregnant and finding your balance.”
“Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on hormones. Make the most of it.”
“Nine months of pregnancy is God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulations.”
“It’s a great thing about being pregnant—you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” – Angelina Jolie
“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” – Rita Rudner
“You will gain weight, you will have mood swings, none of your clothes will fit and people will mistake you for being fat – welcome to the unglamorous world of pregnancy.”
“By getting pregnant you have sacrificed parties, shopping sprees, and weekend outings for breastfeeding, changing nappies and doing extra laundry. Congratulations.”
“The only time you will feel blessed when someone kicks you is when your baby kicks inside your tummy during your pregnancy. Congratulations on getting pregnant.”
“You will go through a lot of changes in the coming nine months of your pregnancy. You will become crazier, weirder and creepier. Congratulations.”
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” – Queen Victoria
Expecting a baby is fantastic and a magical journey of motherhood for every woman, but it also comes with its challenges. A funny pregnancy wish can bring some laughter and make the mom-to-be’s day a bit easier. Whether it’s your sister, sister-in-law, colleague, or close friend, these humorous messages are sure to make her smile.
These funny wishes and quotes offer plenty of unique ways to congratulate and support the expectant mom. Sharing a bit of humor can make her journey more enjoyable and remind her she’s not alone in this exciting time.