Funny Good Morning Messages: Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles to their faces right in the morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages
Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!
Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!
The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!
Life is full of stress and troubles. Don’t get off your bed if you want a good day. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life from happening to you!
Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!
Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!
Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.
The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!
Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!
Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.
Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.
Good morning, dear! Always try to find wisdom in people around you because you lack wisdom in yourself. Have a great day, buddy!
Funny Good Morning Messages for Him
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.
It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!
A very good morning, sweetheart; you are like a piece of bacon to my egg and a sweet syrup in the pancake. Sometimes you act like a pinch of salt in my tea; anyhow, I can bear it. Love you, my support system.
Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!
Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.
You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!
You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!
Hello my love, may you have a beautiful morning. But definitely, morning is not as attractive as I am. Anyways enjoy your morning.
Good morning baby! I dreamt about you last night, and you made me scared. Come and meet me soon. Do not think I miss you; I just only want to see a ghost alive. Love you
Hi, good morning, baby. I love you more than my morning coffee. So, stop acting like a cold wine sometimes. You are not only a lifeline to me but a weird headache at the same time.
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Funny Good Morning Messages for Her
I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!
I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!
You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!
Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?
I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.
If I am not the first person you see when you wake up, then you should sleep again—a happy morning, love.
Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!
I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!
Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.
It’s ok to feel tired after a long sleep darling, even the heavy cows feel dizzy while standing. Good morning!
I was making a bed tea for you when the alarm rang, and I woke up. Sorry, darling, now you have to make your own coffee. Good morning.
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Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends
Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.
I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!
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Funny Good Morning Texts
“You have a message: wake up you lazy”.
Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!
Good morning my man number one! Love of my life. Get your hot morning coffee that is less hot than mine.
My heart strums like guitar chords when I see you in the morning, and I cannot help falling for you all over again!
Wake up and start your body engine with a cup of black coffee. Think about how this body will survive a whole damn day, good morning.
I don’t know if it is the morning that cheers me up or it is you! Good morning, I love you.
My body wakes up every morning but my mind doesn’t until I indulge in your caffeinated voice.
Nowadays I am sleepless because even in my sleep, I miss seeing your face even in my sleep. Good morning, you pretty face!
Funny Good Morning Quotes
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods
“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” – Suburban Men
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.” – Ray Bradbury
“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” – Catherynne Valente
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Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that you care about the most, it’s your responsibility to make sure they get their daily dose of happiness and fun right when they start the day. Funny good morning messages and greetings from you can bring delight to their soul and cheers in their minds. The hilariously funny and witty good morning messages we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make every morning enjoyable and worthwhile for your loved ones by sending them funny good morning wishes, messages and greetings.