Cheer up your near and dear ones by sending funny get well soon messages to make them happy during their illness. May your loved one feel more batter by receiving some funny texts from you and that could bring a big smile of happiness to their face. You should try to lift the spirits of your close friends, relatives, colleagues, or loved ones with your caring thoughts and heartfelt wishes for their speedy recovery from illness.
Take a look at our get well soon messages to write something humorous in a card. But be careful before sharing funny messages with others and make sure they are appropriate for the relationship with whom you are sharing.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages
Don’t worry, you’ll get well soon. Viruses will get tired of you pretty soon.
There is one thing you know better than anyone else – how to get sick. Just joking. Get better soon.
You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.
Praying for your speedy recovery! I am missing annoying you! LOL!
Get well soon and come back. We are all waiting to know how hospital food tastes like.
Wishing you to get well soon, but maybe take a bit more days. Because I am having some me-time without you around.
I bought some of your favorite chocolates but your doctor said you are not allowed to eat them. So, will you get well soon or I eat them all?
If I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That’s why I’m praying for you to get well now!
I think you are enjoying this ‘falling ill’ situation too much. Have a swift recovery now, dear.
Get well soon! Hospitals are like hotels with terrible room service, but at least you’re getting plenty of ‘me time’.
I’m sure this surgery is just an excuse to get a holiday. But don’t worry. When you return all your work will get back to you.
Don’t you stay sick for long, I need to give you big hugs and kisses. Hope you get well soon.
Get well soon my friend so I can make fun of you more. It’s not fun when you are all sick and dangly. Feel better as fast as you can.
Your mom told me you were sick, so I made you a get well cupcake. But, I ate it, so get well.
Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.
I told your mom that I’m praying for your quick recovery. So, get well soon and make my prayers true, otherwise, I’ll stop doing so.
Hospitals aren’t quite all-inclusive resorts, but with daily meals, an adjustable bed and attentive staff, they get very close. Dear, I hope you feel well soon.
I decided to send you a get-well card, and then I realized that I don’t know what to say besides get well. So, get well!
Here are my get well wishes to you. I hate seeing you blue, so kick this bug in the butt and have a speedy recovery.
“Laughter offers you the quickest recoveries of all” – the kind of joke they tell you when you’re lying on a hospital bed with a zombie’s face. Get well soon!
I never thought of missing you so much. But no matter how much I miss you, I will stay 10 ft. away so your germs don’t kill me.
They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m prescribing you a daily dose of funny memes and hilarious videos. We’ll have you laughing your way to recovery in no time.
Your absence is causing a severe shortage of laughter. We’ve resorted to telling our own jokes, and it’s not pretty. Hurry back and save us from our terrible sense of humor!
I know you love laying in bed all day but isn’t it too much? I am tired of making your bland foods and soup. Get well soon for my sake, at least!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages After Surgery
I drank four beers to keep my anxiety on a leash while your surgery was going on. Hope I will get you soon to give me company at bar.
Your surgery snatched away the limelight, and I hope that was your plan of the day. Now recover soon from this and meet me soon.
Can you not live a minute without people’s attention? You sure do survive that surgery, though. I cannot wait for you to stand on your own legs.
Don’t push yourself too hard; just take it easy. Go for it unless you are attempting to set a world mark for the quickest recovery!
Heard you survived the surgery – you’re officially a superhero now! Get well soon and prepare to save the world!
I think you lost your cape, and that is why you fell sick. But happy to know about the successful surgery. Get well soon, dear.
Like acing the life, you have aced the surgery too—much love to you dear. Now have a swift recovery.
You are not only healing from the surgery but also from the anesthetic. So do not feel bad if you can’t recall my classy jokes.
Don’t let the operation bring you down; you will soon be back to your previous self. If not, at least you will have a great scar to flaunt.
I am hoping you will feel well soon! We have heard they covered your incision with the smallest band-aid in history. It is almost undetectable.
Not feeling well? Remember that the abrupt stop at the end hurts more than the actual fall. Bounce back quickly!
Surgery, huh? It’s just your body’s way of saying it needs a little remodeling. Get well soon, our very own Iron man/woman!
Get well soon after your surgery, my brave friend! You’ve leveled up in life – you’ve literally unlocked ‘Surgery Survivor’ status.
Surgery complete, you’re now part machine, part human. But don’t worry; we promise to treat you the same.
Funny Get Well Messages for Her
Get better already, or I might just replace you with someone healthy who will send me cute texts every morning.
I knew you were lazy but laying in the hospital bed all day is a bit extreme. Get well soon.
Even missing you is boring to me these days, please get well soon and come back.
Staying away is fine, but staying away in a hospital bed is not. Get well soon, love.
Get well soon, so we can have our next dates in a posh restaurant rather than a hospital canteen.
In the battle of the virus and you, you cannot let the virus win. My girl isn’t that weak. Get well soon. You can do it.
You look prettier when you are sick, also you don’t yell at me which makes it even better. But get well soon, I miss our hugs and fights.
I miss hanging out with you, so you should get well soon now. If not, I will pretend to get sick and shift myself in the hospital room next to yours.
Please get well soon. If not for you, for me. The hospital cafeteria makes the worst food ever.
Only love can cure everything. So dear, I’m sending my heartfelt love for you. Accept it and feel it in your heart. You’ll surely get well soon!
There are so many ways of getting fat and fluffy, lying in a hospital bed isn’t just one of them. So please get well soon and get off of it.
I know I’m not an exciting, fabulous boyfriend, but at least I’m more interesting than some white bedsheets and some tasteless hospital foods. Get well soon!
You look bad not because you are sick but because you are not allowed to use makeup now. Just kidding! Get well soon!
Sick people need to be quarantined. You are not allowed to kiss your boyfriend.
The nurse that looked after you the other day was really beautiful. I hope she has a beautiful heart too. She will definitely get you recovered soon!
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Funny Get Well Messages For Him
I know you want some special attention. But honey, this isn’t the right way. Please get well soon.
What’s the virus doing with you? Tell that virus you are taken forever. Get well soon.
I am deprived of cuddles from you. You need to get better soon or else I will replace you with a body pillow.
Even viruses can’t resist someone charming like you. Hoping for your fast recovery.
You just needed a HUGacetamol and a KISSpirin to get well. You are sick because you miss me so.
You have no right to get sick. Remember, you are my hero? You are supposed to be strong.
You could’ve just told me you wanted me to bring you some flowers. You didn’t have to get sick.
Nothing can stop my guy from conquering life. You will surely get well soon and be up fighting the daily grind.
Only I can halt my man. I shall use my magic to take away all your pain and make you feel better soon. I hope you get well soon.
I know you are getting a lot of attention nowadays. Just so you know, I’m also getting some unexpected attention from some unexpected people. Get well soon before it’s too late!
I heard that there are some really hot nurses in the hospital. Is that the reason why you’re not getting well? You know what’s going to happen if it’s true!
I wish I was the hospital bed you are lying on right now. I would kick the sickness out of you and then kick you out of me!
I have been missing you so much for so many days that it has started to get a bit boring now. please get well and come back soon!
Get well soon or someone else gets the job of bringing chocolate for me and waking me up every day with a romantic text.
It is hard to see you suffer but it is harder for me to see you suffer without me. I want my share of illness so that I get your care facility.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages for Friend
Get well soon, so we may continue to make fun of you without feeling awful.
No, I don’t miss you, but instead, I’m curious how the hospital food taste like so get well and come back soon.
As soon as your mother informed me that you are sick, I got some strawberries. I ate them, so get better.
I hear that the nurses in the hospital are hot! You might not want to get better too fast if it’s true.
For someone who doesn’t know how to do things right, you really know how to get sick well.
You have been whining about getting off work, so god really heard you.
Heard you got weak and need me to fight this sickness off? I’m at your duty. You’re gonna get better in no time, my friend.
I know my friend very well. I know nothing can stop him/her down. So this is not even a smudge for you. Hope to see you up and running soon.
Get well soon, buddy! While you’re recovering, we’ll be busy brainstorming ways to make your ‘I Survived’ party the most epic event of the year.
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Funny Messages for Brother or Sister
I love you brother. But until you get better, let’s maintain social distancing.
You are stealing my attention being in sickbed all the time. Get well soon quickly, will you?
Your first job after becoming healthy is to buy me food from my favorite restaurant.
Just get well soon already, or else I am ready to smash your other good leg too.
If I tell you to ‘get well soon’ that means you need to get better right away.
Get well soon, bro! So that I can beat you up once again in your on-bed wrestling! LOL
Tell that virus some jokes. Your horrible humor might scare it away, sister. Get well soon.
Disease? You can always punch it in the face, right? Get well soon, dear sister. We love you.
Hoping for your fast recovery, so you stop getting all the special treatment. I’m jealous of you.
Get well soon, sis! I miss irritating you with weird questions and bizarre answers!
You know something, sis? I hope you become well soon! Because I miss annoying you, all day long! 😛
Funny Get Well Soon Messages for Colleague or Boss
I envy you for getting paid while relaxing in the name of the illness. Kidding. Get well soon.
I knew you were desperately looking for time off, but this one seems painfully long for us. Please dear, recover your lazy ass and come back to us!
Nothing can take you from us, as long as you have unfinished work in the office. Get well soon. Everyone is waiting for you to make a comeback!
I thought you were invincible, but this sickness proved me wrong. However, I know you can outrun it. Be better soon, dear colleague.
It’s been a long vacation for you. Get well now and come back. Let’s hope you don’t feel sick again after seeing the amount of work piled up for you here!
The boss won’t let you die until you finish his job. So, come back and finish it if you want to die in peace. Get well soon!
Enjoy the royal treatment because my favorite colleague deserves everything royal. Get well soon, though.
Get better soon Mr. (name). Sickness is a mere shackle to bind you, and you are strong enough to break it.
Since we have a major presentation one week from now, wishing you a speedy recuperation. Because I do not want to work alone.
Feel better soon, buddy! There’s a ton of work waiting, and we really need you back at the office!
Your sickness has helped us become more productive and also made us pick up the pace. We do not like this anymore. Please get well soon!
The herd is getting scattered without the leader. Get well soon and come back, boss.
It’s pretty quiet in the office for a few days. We miss your yelling at us, boss. Get well soon.
Don’t worry we are counting your sick leave. Rules are rules and work for everyone, right? Get well soon.
Things are a little out of hand, but we are trying to hold it together till our boss gets here. Get well soon!
Get well soon and don’t worry, I’m bossing around the office. Hoping for a promotion as soon as you get here, though!
Try not to think of it as being in the hospital. Think of it more like a spa day, complete with meals, checkups, and desserts. We’ll be here to cheer you up whenever you need us.
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Funny Get Well Soon Quotes
“Congrats you finally managed to get sick. Now, enjoy the royal treatment. Lucky you!”
“If all the doctors are as hot as yours, I will choose to be sick every day.”
“Have a swift recovery because I cannot go to the hospital for a second time. Hate that place.”
“No sickness in the world has the power to keep someone as strong-willed as you down. Get better soon.”
“You can return home now. I have done spending ‘me time’. Get well soon and come home so we can do all the chores together.”
“Tell us the truth. Is not this sickness give you a great chance to enjoy long holidays? Kidding, I hope you will get well soon.”
“Enough funding the poor hospital chap! Get well soon now.”
“Get well soon to eat all the chocolates people have brought you while visiting you. Okay?”
“Wishing you a speedy recuperation since we have a major match one week from now. I figure you likewise would prefer not to miss it too.”
“Everyone tells you to get better, but no one will ever tell you how. I know the secret: sleep and sleep and sleep some more.”
“Even Superman has a weakness. Though you are feeling weak now, know that you will be strong again. Until then, may peace be with you.”
Becoming sick and bedridden can be very frustrating. It is the time when people need emotional support from their loved ones. They want to spend their time being cheered up by those that surround them. Funny get well messages are the best tools to cheer up their mood during this difficult time. These messages are something that can lift the spirit up of those who are suffering from illness.