Funny Birthday Wishes: Your Birthday wish doesn’t have to be boring and conventional all the time. You can add some extra flavor of witty humor and mindless fun with your birthday wishes. Funny birthday messages are always a game changer and definitely set the mood. Use these funny birthday wishes for your friend, family, acquaintance, or lover and make them laugh a little louder on their birthday. Leave them a happy birthday with funny quotes with sprinkles of humor.

Funny Birthday Wishes

Stop counting the candles on your birthday cake, you will get tired! Have a blast today.

There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

funny birthday wishes

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth forever.

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili.

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

Happy birthday to my bestie, the one person who understands me even when I don’t understand myself. Let’s keep being weird together.

You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

Funny Birthday Quotes

Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.

Do you know how I always remember your birthday? Well, Facebook does the work for me. Anyways, HBD dear.

Happy birthday! Party hard and scream as loud as you did when you came into the world.

Your youth is soon turning into heart disease and diabetes, so have fun while you still can. Happy birthday!

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

funny birthday quotes

Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

You must be tired of blowing the candles off on your birthday! Jokes apart, Happy Birthday!

Your birthday is so special that it needs to be listed as a holiday! Happy Birthday! 😀

You have come a long way from celebrating your first birthday fully naked to now being fully covered! Happy Birthday! 😀

Happy birthday, dearest. Hope to live long enough to post your wrinkled face and toothless photos.

Another year closer to getting the old citizen privileges! Happiest birthday, have a great one.

Funny Birthday Messages

Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!

I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!

Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!

happy birthday funny

If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

I want you to know that even if you become old and wrinkly after ages, I’ll still love you the way I do now. Probably the day is not so far away. Happy birthday, my birthday boy!

I didn’t get you a present, so forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t forecast, and most definitely forget about the present. Happy Birthday 😛

A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

Warmest greetings on your day, if someone tries to tag you on “Oldie club” whack them with your walking stick and curse them with your toothless mouth. Have a blessed day.

More: Happy Birthday Wishes

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

Some people age gracefully, then there’s you. Happy birthday anyway.

Say goodbye to your youth and embrace old age!

Happy birthday, you old hag. Have fun today.

Happy birthday. I’m only here for the cake.

Hey beautiful! It’s your birthday! Happy birthday! Now throw me a party!

Funny Birthday Wishes For a Girl

Don’t blow any candles today; your makeup will be destroyed! 😀 Happy Birthday!

Too many candles, too less breaths in you to blow them.

Happy birthday. May God gift you some wisdom.

It feels funny to be around you and realize how younger you are getting each year! 😀

Happy Birthday, girl! You are inching towards finding a husband!

Happy birthday, my little princes. Now grow up and stop being silly!

Happy birthday, silly boy! Now stop being silly and help me be sillier! 😛

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

Happy Birthday my friend! The size of your cake and your body seems to get bigger each year! 😀

Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!

A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.

The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!

I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!

funny birthday wishes for best friend female

Happy Birthday my friend! Now thank me for wishing you my valuable time! 😀

Dear friend, hope this day comes again and again in your life after all this is the only day we do not complain while listening to your whining. Happy birthday xx

May your birthday be filled with all the joy, laughter, and cake you can handle. And if you need someone to help you eat it, I’m your guy.

More: Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!

This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.

Funny Birthday Wish for Brother

The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!

Dear brother, happiest birthday. Growing up so fine just like- wine? Nope, like tomato juice. Tangier.

You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday!

May your birthday be filled with all the things you love, including cake, presents, and of course, bossing me around. Enjoy the big day, bro!

You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you brother. Happy Birthday!

Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!

I wish your IQ rose just like your age! 😀 Happy Birthday brother!

You are my favorite bald man, know that. Happy birthday, my champ dear brother!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime and the other half of our dynamic duo. Here’s to another year of making memories that Mom and Dad will never understand.

More: Birthday Wishes For Brother

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!

Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday my first, only, and last sister! Without you, there is no one to irritate! 😀

Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.

Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!

Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!

One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

More: Birthday Messages For Sister

Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

I hope you have a great birthday my love! In fact, I know you will! As I am in it! 😀 Happy Birthday!

Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.

My only regret is that I didn’t meet you sooner so I could have irritated you more. Wishing my beautiful girl, a very happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!

Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!

Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.

The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because you’ve got no options other than me anymore!

I hope you are the happiest that you get to celebrate it with your finest present, yeah- that’s me. Enjoy the day, love. Happy birthday.

So, dear fav man- you are already (insert age)? My condolences. But no worries- gonna love you anyways. Happy birthday, dearest.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

Happy Birthday to the one girl in my life who I wish never came into my life! 😛 Jokes apart, happy birthday girl! 😊

No matter how much you mature, I’m always going to snuggle you like a baby. Happy birthday, my girl.

I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.

funny birthday wishes to a girl

I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.

Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.

Don’t eat too many sweets on your birthday. As you get older, it becomes hard to lose pounds. Happy birthday, my dear love.

My love, you already have a fascinating, handsome, brave, bright, and hilarious boyfriend. What else do you need? Happy birthday my girl.

Happy birthday baby. I hope to see you wearing the outfit you were born in; someday soon!

I wish to not wish you on your birthday. I wish to wish me your birthday for tolerating you for so long! 😀 Just kidding! Happy Birthday!

You are the youngest (insert age) years old, darling. Damn! How do you manage to look this fine at this age?

Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

Happy birthday, my friend from work. Let’s keep making fun of the bosses behind their backs.

I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!

Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

Happy birthday, workmate! Good going on your way to becoming the oldest man in the office.

Maybe use a portion of your this month’s salary to fill my stomach, please? Happy Birthday Colleague!

Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!

We decided to buy a big sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!

No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!

Also Read: Birthday Wishes For Colleagues

Funny Birthday Card Messages

I will not wish you this birthday. Unless you take me on a date! 😀 Happy Birthday anyways!

Your birthday is today. Sad birthday! Because now I cannot sleep as think of your birthday planning! 😛

Happy birthday to the guy who doesn’t act according to his age but totally should. Have a dope one.

Happy birthday and have a blast. Control your urge to eat the whole cake, or else you’ll be the one blasting.

Everyone gets to enjoy their youth man but today your one ends. Welcome to the oldie club. Hbd.

Hope you enjoy my gift on your happy day, the ghost hug- okay don’t be mad. Drinks on me on your 100th birthday.

Tell me your biggest secret this birthday! Your age! 😀 Happy Birthday! 😊

Happy birthday to this old lady who knows how to take charge. Let’s have a blast on your birthday, dear.

Funny Birthday Captions

Wishing you a birthday full of cake on your face! 😀 Happy Birthday!

Wishing you more grey hairs each year! Happy Birthday! 😀

Let your eyeglasses become more powerful this year! Happy Birthday!

Let this birthday help raise more candle sales! 😀 Happy Birthday!

Stop stressing over because studies say- people who celebrate more birthdays live a longer life than average people. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my sister/brother who always lends me money, but never lets me forget it. Here’s to another year of being in debt to you!

A year closer to death, but at least you will get presents today. Happy birthday then, I guess.

Each passing birthday you become less annoying than the year before. Happy birthday, dummy.

Happiest birthday, a year older but not wiser. May God put some brain on you this year, bubblehead.

Funny birthday wishes are one of the most impactful things you can use to make someone smile on their special day. It’s their birthday after all! And when those wishes come with a touch of humor, it becomes even more special! Because, there is a good chance you made the birthday boy or girl smile, even if for one second.

Funny birthday wishes can make someone’s day really special and enjoyable! Funny birthday greetings can definitely boost up a person’s mood. And they may remember you for a long time, or at least till the next birthday. But one piece of advice: do not make the wish so funny that it becomes an insult! You don’t want to hurt them on their special day.

It takes skill and art to come up with short funny birthday messages and wishes. You want to be funny but not so that it becomes a hurtful message. Our above collection of funny birthday wishes should help you convey your thoughts to a friend or family member if you run out of ideas. 😀 They are drafted in such a way that these give a feel of humor but with class and confined to humor only. 😊

These funny happy birthday quotes can create a strong bond through words. It is not always required to give gifts and/or arrange surprise birthday parties to wish someone on their birthday. Just mere words, full of humor, can spur a feeling of motivation and belonging with the communicator. So, enjoy these funny quotes and wish your beloved ones through these messages so that you remain special in their hearts. Above all, let them know you care like no one else. Let them know they matter to you! And remember us when you use these messages! 😀