Funny Anniversary Wishes: The calendar of life reserves a special day for married people. Commonly referred to as the anniversary- it’s a day that takes you back to the start. To the moment when the journey of marital life began. Every individual secretly loves to reminisce about the happy occasion of their anniversary. Why not make the most of those comical moments and send your friends and family a funny anniversary wish? Let’s infuse some humor into your anniversary wishes and make your loved ones smile. Send them some funny anniversary messages now!

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary, my love. Here’s a thank you for marrying me, and here’s a sorry for marrying me.

Happy anniversary, honey. Thank you for always believing in me, even in the moments when I didn’t believe in myself.

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

You are always right, and I’m always wrong. That’s why you chose me, and I chose you. Happy anniversary!

funny wedding anniversary wishes

Happy Anniversary. I think you’ve already found out why the word ‘Grocery’ is more relatable to Marriage than Love!

Happy anniversary to the man who has been putting up with me for another year. You deserve a medal for surviving another year of my craziness.

Happy anniversary to the woman who got to marry me! If we survived (anniversary year) years, I am sure we can survive a hundred more.

Happy Anniversary, buddy! Congrats on completing another year of “sadness”.

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of so many things. Love, trust, partnership, quarrels, tolerance, and tenacity, and the list goes on till it becomes like, ‘Well, what do we have to celebrate for now?’

Marriage is like a soap opera that you make fun of on social media, but you still have to watch it because your mom likes it!

funny marriage anniversary wishes

Whenever I see the two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive and writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.

If I commit suicide, you’ll be the first suspect on the list. Happy anniversary my love!

Life is too short to be in a long-lasting marriage. Isn’t it, darling? Happy anniversary!

I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.

Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!

Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to you are good for nothing’. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is like being locked in a cell with a smile on the face. I feel really bad for your husband/wife. Happy wedding anniversary anyway!

funny anniversary wishes for a couple

Happy anniversary! Whoever said marriage is like a prison apparently, did not lie. Let me bail you, and you can bail me, for a week, maybe. Just kidding. I love you.

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.

Happy anniversary to the man who still has all his hair, most of his teeth, and only half of his sanity. You are aging like a fine wine, and I love you.

Happy anniversary to my partner in mischief! Here’s to another year of pranking each other and making memories that we’ll never forget. Love you, my silly love.

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Couple

Surviving a marriage is hard, but you two made it look so easy. Happy anniversary!

Many happy returns on your anniversary. May God bless you with patience to deal with each other.

When I look at you two, I realize that love really does make people live longer. Wishing you so many returns of the day!

Wow, I just saw you grow old together with your anniversary. Let me wish a happy wedding anniversary to you two older beings!

funny anniversary wishes for couple

It’s all about love and respect as long as you realize your parents trapped you both to suffer the same as they did! Happy anniversary!

Marriage is all about tolerating each other and hoping that some good will come out of it. Unfortunately, the final reward we get is insanity. Happy anniversary!

Happy days are over, it’s time to be miserable. Happy Anniversary to you beautiful people!

It is already your wedding anniversary. Wasn’t it yesterday when I saw you at the altar? Time truly speeds by. May it speed by even more years. Happy Anniversary to you two!

You two have survived another year of each other’s farts and burps. May your love continue to grow and your flatulence decrease. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other’s quirks and oddities. You’re both true champs! Happy anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband

Happy anniversary from the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your life. Be thankful for my presence in yours!

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!

You may have a lot of complaints about me, but darling trust me, they are just as useless as you are. Happy anniversary!

On this special day, I want you to know that you are the sweetest man I have ever known. I wish I could pour you into a cup of hot coffee and eat you alive!

Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary.

funny anniversary wishes for husband

My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.

On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.

Here’s to another year of loving each other and laughing at each other for choosing the wrong partners. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the man who, still makes my heart skip a beat. Here’s to another year filled with joy, love, and creating memories we won’t remember by next year.

It’s been another year of being married to my favorite comedian. Thanks for always making me laugh and for loving me endlessly. Happy anniversary, my love.

Happy anniversary to the person who knows how to keep the spark alive—by annoying me every day. Here’s to another year of driving each other crazy.

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Funny Anniversary Wishes for Wife

Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!

Today, I celebrate the day you finally gave up on trying to find a better man than me. Happy anniversary my love!

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

Wishing a happy anniversary to the second most beautiful human on this earth. The first, obviously, is me!

With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. Happy anniversary!

My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.

Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!


On this very day, I scribbled my name on the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!

I wanted to take you to a restaurant, but then I realized no chef could cook better than you. Let’s celebrate this day with a candlelight dinner at home!

You have all the right to call me crazy; that’s exactly what men become when they marry someone like you! Happy anniversary!

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Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends

If Love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, Marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!

You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.

Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.

You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.

funny anniversary wishes for friends

My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.

My friend, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!

It’s truly remarkable that your partner tolerated you for so many years. Happy anniversary!

If you want a long-lasting marriage, DO ALL YOUR DISHES BY YOURSELF! And if you don’t know how to do them, please visit me sometimes. Believe me; I have become an expert!

It’s quite intriguing to know you actually completed so many years of marriage, buddy! And survived! LOL

Great to see you actually managed to survive something more than a year, my friend. And on top, it’s your anniversary! LOL! Jokes apart, Happy Anniversary.

I thought you would always remain single, given your level of intelligence, buddy! But, here you are celebrating your Marriage Anniversary! 😀

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Funny Anniversary Wishes For Parents

You are so annoying to each other yet so lovable to all of us. Happy anniversary dear mom and dad!

Mum and Dad, you’ve set a new record. You’ve been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you’re not dreaming. It’s your anniversary.

To the best people who had a tough time raising me, I wish you a happy anniversary! I hope you will spend your day beautifully as you do not have to think about your kids.

At the end of the day, the best result of your marriage is me! Happy Anniversary to two of the most wonderful parents one can ever have.

funny anniversary wishes for mom and dad

In the Olympic Games of marriage, you’ve won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad.

Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.

Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!

From you two, I’ve learned how to love each other unconditionally and how to laugh at each other trustfully. Happy anniversary to the most amazing parents in the world!

You are the best couple I’ve ever seen. The love and trust you share will probably be relics of the past in our time. Happy anniversary!

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.” – Unknown

“In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” – Woody Allen

“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!” – Unknown

“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” – Jean Kerr


“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.” – Unknown

“Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.” – Dr. Steven Craig

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michel De Montaigne

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go and live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

“Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.” – Chester Wooley

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.” – Dr. Seuss

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Years might go by, but every year there’s this special day known as anniversary, which makes us take a trip down memory lane. It takes us back to the special day when a loved one tied their nuptial knot. Before we know it, the years of hectic married life pass by. Marital life will leave us with some bitter-sweet memories, and these memories serve as a memento of the journey in the boat of marriage. Hidden in this journey lies plenty of material for comedy. Sure, married life has its fair share of ups and downs. For some, married life is the ultimate comedy. Everybody loves a hearty laugh. So, check out some of our custom funny anniversary wishes and make your anniversary wishes full of humor and fun.