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These St. Patrick’s Day Puns Are Pure Gold You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

St. Patrick’s Day is a religious holiday dating back to the 17th Century. But for most people, it’s far from a solemn occasion. On the contrary, it’s a whimsical celebration of Irish heritage, immoderate drinking, and the color green. As luck would have it, the unique customs of St. Paddy’s Day provide lots of material …

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This List of Heart Puns Doesn’t Miss a Beat You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

You can take it, lose it, follow it, cross it, or wear it on your sleeve. It can be hard, warm, full, heavy, stout, broken, or bleeding. You can pour it out or speak straight from it. We’re talking of course about the heart. As you can see, there are plenty of English expressions featuring …

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Lend Me Your Ears For This List of Corn Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Corn is everywhere. It’s on the dinner table, at the movie theater, and served up in one form or another in just about every country in the world. It’s also a major food source for livestock – in other words, it’s a food that feeds our food. All of that makes corn good fodder for …

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Vegetable Puns: You Can’t Beet ‘Em You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Making puns about vegetables is easy peasy. Not only do they come in an astounding number of varieties – from the puny pea to the plump pumpkin – but they crop up in lots of different English expressions. These qualities plant the seeds for some seriously corny wordplay. To show you what we mean, we’ve …

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These Baby Puns Will Drive You Stork Raving Mad You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Why do babies command so much attention? There are lots of reasons, including the fact that we’re hard-wired to love and protect our own kind. However, the simplest explanation is that babies are just friggin’ cute. Anyhoo, because people are so fascinated and obsessed with babies, it’s only natural that there are many English words …

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You’ll Laugh Your Sled Off Over These Snow Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Perhaps you’ve heard the oft-repeated factoid that the Eskimos have dozens of words for snow. The English language doesn’t have quite that many, but it does have plenty of expressions related to the white stuff. In fact, you might say there’s snow shortage of such sayings (if you catch my drift). As you can see, …

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This is Nacho Ordinary List of Cheese Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

The word “cheesy” has a couple of different meanings. It can literally refer to cheese, that miraculous food of the gods that makes life worth living. Or it can mean something corny, tawdry, or kitschy (by far the more common meaning on this site). In this list of funny cheese puns, both senses of the …

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Ice Cream Puns: The Inside Scoop You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.” That punny old saying dates back to 1927, and remains more or less true today. Most of us do scream for ice cream, especially if the ice cream truck is trundling past with no sign of stopping. While nearly everyone loves ice cream, punsters have …

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An Intoxicating Mix of Alcohol Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

What is it about alcohol that encourages clever wordplay? Maybe it’s the fact that there are so many different varieties and brands of liquor, many of them with funny sounding names. Or it could be because people have been drinking – and talking about drinking – for so long that a rich vocabulary of booze …

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You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch PunsYou’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Witches have come a long way. In the past, to be identified as a witch meant being feared, despised, and persecuted. Today, people dress as witches each October without the slightest fear of being burned at the stake. In fact, an increasing number of people make witchcraft a year-round lifestyle. The mystique of witches, combined …

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These Ghost Puns Are Sure to Raise Your SpiritsYou’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

You can be as pale as a ghost, pass through a ghost town, look as though you’ve seen a ghost, not stand a ghost of a chance, and read a book written by a ghostwriter. And if you get tired of all that ghostly business, you can give up the ghost. As you can see, …

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We Find These Skeleton Puns Very HumerusYou’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Of all the things that go bump in the night, skeletons are probably the goofiest. Unlike their fleshy cousins, the zombies, they don’t have a gory agenda. Instead, they’re usually either comic relief or sympathetic characters like Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas. The patently silly nature of skeletons makes them an ideal subject …

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Sink Your Teeth Into Some Bloody Awful Vampire PunsYou’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Of all the fictional monsters, vampires are undoubtedly the most fleshed out. Everyone knows they drink blood, avoid sunlight, sleep in coffins, can’t see their reflections, and hate garlic, among many other traits. Then there are all the memorable celebrity vampires, starting with the immortal Count Dracula. In other words, if you’re looking for vampire-inspired …

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This List of Wine Puns is a Real Corker You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

The relationship between wine and wit has long been a topic of discussion among writers and philosophers. Ralph Waldo Emerson said “a man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.” Samuel Johnson had a different take: “Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more …

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This List of School Puns is in a Class by Itself You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Most schools don’t offer any coursework in puns, but maybe they should. After all, if high school can teach kids a dead language, why not instruct them in a form of expression that’s alive and, moreover, quite frisky? We asked a handful of Latin teachers to comment on this state of affairs, but alas, they …

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Are You Ready For Some Football Puns? You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Every sport has its share of jargon, but when it comes to the sheer size of the lexicon, football clobbers the competition. You’ve got technical terms like T formation, wishbone, and intentional grounding. You’ve got acronyms like QB, TD, NFL, and NCAA. There are colorful expressions like Hail Mary and pigskin. And then there are …

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You’ll Laugh Yourself Fusili Over This List of Pasta Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

You can do anything with pasta: serve it as a side dish, use it as a main dish, top it with tomato sauce, toss it with alfredo sauce, boil it, bake it, saute it, you name it. You can even make puns with it. For this article, we’re cooking up a savory helping of pasta …

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This List of Pizza Puns Comes With Extra Cheese You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

You know what they say about pizza: Even when it’s bad, it’s good. You could say the same about puns. In fact, for many people, bad puns are the best puns. The more groans they induce, the better. So, if bad pizza is good, and bad puns are good, what do you get when you …

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A Deep Dive Into Swimming Pool Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Trying to come up with pool puns can send you off the deep end. There are so many possibilities, it’s enough to make your head swim. Before long, you might even find yourself in over your head. Yes, the subject of swimming pools is ripe for pun-making. If you’re looking for ideas, dive right into …

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A Sandy Dandy List of Beach Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Coming up with good puns is no day at the beach. However, when the puns are about the beach, it gets considerably easier. That’s because the beach – with its sand, fish, shells, and many other associations – offers ocean-sized opportunities for clever wordplay. To show you what we mean, we put together this big …

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Nothing Holds a Candle to These Birthday Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Puns make great birthday gifts. Everyone can afford them (seeing as how they’re free). They bring joy to many. And unlike the birthday girl or boy, they never get old. Of course, that last point is a matter of opinion. Puns, much like birthdays, are not universally loved. Still, if there’s one day out of …

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