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Lend Me Your Ears For This List of Corn Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Corn is everywhere. It’s on the dinner table, at the movie theater, and served up in one form or another in just about every country in the world. It’s also a major food source for livestock – in other words, it’s a food that feeds our food. All of that makes corn good fodder for …

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You’ll Laugh Your Sled Off Over These Snow Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Perhaps you’ve heard the oft-repeated factoid that the Eskimos have dozens of words for snow. The English language doesn’t have quite that many, but it does have plenty of expressions related to the white stuff. In fact, you might say there’s snow shortage of such sayings (if you catch my drift). As you can see, …

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This is Nacho Ordinary List of Cheese Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

The word “cheesy” has a couple of different meanings. It can literally refer to cheese, that miraculous food of the gods that makes life worth living. Or it can mean something corny, tawdry, or kitschy (by far the more common meaning on this site). In this list of funny cheese puns, both senses of the …

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An Intoxicating Mix of Alcohol Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

What is it about alcohol that encourages clever wordplay? Maybe it’s the fact that there are so many different varieties and brands of liquor, many of them with funny sounding names. Or it could be because people have been drinking – and talking about drinking – for so long that a rich vocabulary of booze …

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You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch PunsYou’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Witches have come a long way. In the past, to be identified as a witch meant being feared, despised, and persecuted. Today, people dress as witches each October without the slightest fear of being burned at the stake. In fact, an increasing number of people make witchcraft a year-round lifestyle. The mystique of witches, combined …

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Sink Your Teeth Into Some Bloody Awful Vampire PunsYou’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Of all the fictional monsters, vampires are undoubtedly the most fleshed out. Everyone knows they drink blood, avoid sunlight, sleep in coffins, can’t see their reflections, and hate garlic, among many other traits. Then there are all the memorable celebrity vampires, starting with the immortal Count Dracula. In other words, if you’re looking for vampire-inspired …

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Are You Ready For Some Football Puns? You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Every sport has its share of jargon, but when it comes to the sheer size of the lexicon, football clobbers the competition. You’ve got technical terms like T formation, wishbone, and intentional grounding. You’ve got acronyms like QB, TD, NFL, and NCAA. There are colorful expressions like Hail Mary and pigskin. And then there are …

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You’ll Laugh Yourself Fusili Over This List of Pasta Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

You can do anything with pasta: serve it as a side dish, use it as a main dish, top it with tomato sauce, toss it with alfredo sauce, boil it, bake it, saute it, you name it. You can even make puns with it. For this article, we’re cooking up a savory helping of pasta …

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A Deep Dive Into Swimming Pool Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Trying to come up with pool puns can send you off the deep end. There are so many possibilities, it’s enough to make your head swim. Before long, you might even find yourself in over your head. Yes, the subject of swimming pools is ripe for pun-making. If you’re looking for ideas, dive right into …

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A Sandy Dandy List of Beach Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Coming up with good puns is no day at the beach. However, when the puns are about the beach, it gets considerably easier. That’s because the beach – with its sand, fish, shells, and many other associations – offers ocean-sized opportunities for clever wordplay. To show you what we mean, we put together this big …

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Nothing Holds a Candle to These Birthday Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Puns make great birthday gifts. Everyone can afford them (seeing as how they’re free). They bring joy to many. And unlike the birthday girl or boy, they never get old. Of course, that last point is a matter of opinion. Puns, much like birthdays, are not universally loved. Still, if there’s one day out of …

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Let’s Talk Turkey Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Turkeys are easy targets. We mean that literally – after all, they’re large, flightless game birds that aren’t known for their ability to outsmart hunters. However, it’s also true that turkeys make easy targets for jokes, for all the reasons just mentioned and more. You may have noticed that lot of turkey humor involves the …

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Pop the Question With These Hokey Homecoming Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

In the olden days, when you wanted to ask someone to homecoming you… just asked somebody to homecoming. These days, it ain’t so simple. As countless posts on Facebook and Pinterest demonstrate, a lot of people are “popping the question” by staging elaborate public spectacles, complete with posters, props, and costumes. You don’t necessarily have …

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Pun-kins: A Plump and Tasty List of Pumpkin Puns You’ll Fall Under the Spell of These Hideous Witch Puns

Pumpkins are pretty hard to ignore. After all, they’re huge, orange, and during the fall, extremely plentiful. You can find them just about everywhere this time of year, from your front porch to your daily latte. It’s no surprise that pumpkins also crop up in a lot of sayings. Throw in jack o’ lanterns, squash, …

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