“We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.
“Gobble ‘til you wobble *insert turkey emoticon*
“Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.
“Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
“Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.
“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny; this is our finest hour. – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
“When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them!
“It’s not happy people who are thankful; it’s thankful people who are happy.
“There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And more wine.
This wine pairs well with a crazy family.
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. – Jay Leno
The difference between chickens and turkeys? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
No one has ever become poor by giving.” – Anne Frank
I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.
After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde
Stuffed with stuffing.
Not a good day to be my pants.” – Kevin James
This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
Now all you have to do is worry about where you’re parents are going to stay and who is going to carve the turkey. Good luck!
Pies before guys.
Thankful for the human stomach’s capacity to expand.
If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” – W. Clement Stone
It’s Turkey Time.
We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.
I came in like a butterball.
I’m grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.” – Henry David Thoreau
Happy Thanksgiving, may your hearts be as full as your plates today!
Family and turkey and football—oh my!
Small seeds of gratitude will produce a harvest of hope.
Thanksgiving is a word of ACTION.
What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack, quack, quack.
Leftovers are for quitters.
Smir-key, Per-ky, Quir-key Turkey. – Alani Vargas
What if, today, we were grateful for everything?” – Charlie Brown
Here’s to family, food, and awkwardly avoiding politics at the dinner table.
Keep calm and gobble on *insert turkey emoticon*.
Feast your eyes.
Raise your gobble-let for a toast!
Look at this feast, now let’s eat this beast.
Eat pie, drink, and be thankful.
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
Thankful and grateful today and every day.
Let our lives be full of both thanks and giving.
Foul language welcome at the dinner table.
Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Celebrating Thanksgiving with my favorite turkeys!
My gobble-let overfloweth.
I’m all about that baste.
Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose.
I come from a family where gravy is a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck
Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
Keep calm and eat it all.
Caught the gravy train to Snoozetown.
The thankful receiver bears a bountiful harvest.” – William Blake
I can’t eat another bite… Oh, look – PIE!
Giving thanks for the simple things in life.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis
Am I the turkey tonight? Because I am stuffed!
Gratitude is the best attitude.
One bite closer to Christmas.
The tur-key to a successful Thanksgiving is family, friends, and eating stuffing till you’re stuffed.
The secret of having it all is knowing you already do.
Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.
Cran-bury me with this delicious pumpkin pie.
Carry a thankful heart.
Thought I was done until I saw the pie. #noregrets
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.” – W. T. Purkiser
Gratitude helps us to see what’s there instead of what isn’t.
It isn’t so much what’s on the table that matters, as what’s on the chairs. – W.S. Gilbert
Thank you for the food before us, the friends beside us, and the love between us.
Having somewhere to go is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.
Let’s get cranberry sauced.
Cozy up next to the fire with some Hot Apple Cider! We will be enjoying November with this festive drink and delicious treats.
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.
About to nap, see you in the next year.
May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.
Don’t forget to set your scale back 10 pounds this week.
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and never giving it.
Why does cooking take like six hours, and eating like three seconds, and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights?
Life is full of give and take. Give thanks and take nothing for granted.
Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” – Meody Beattie
Be thankful for what you have. Your life, no matter how bad you think it is, is someone else’s fairy tale. – Wale Ayeni
‘This Thanksgiving I’m going to stop eating as soon as I get full,’ said no one ever.
Why did I eat so much food?
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump, may your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize…
I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do.
I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit.