Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.
Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
But first, let me take an elfie.
Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.
Make it a December to Remember.
I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.
Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.
You rock my Christmas socks.
Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
Christmas cheer? I thought you said ‘Christmas beer.’
Peace, goodwill, and happiness for you at Christmas and always.
The gift of love, of joy, of peace… May all these and more be yours this Christmas.
Best wishes to you and your family members this Christmas season and always.
Celebrate the Wonder and the Joy of the Festive Season. Merry Christmas.
Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
Wishing you a joyous Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year.
Funny Christmas Captions
I was cold, so I made an igloo.
Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas.
When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.
Merry everything and happy always.
Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.
The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.
Me every day: ‘Slay.’ Me in December: ‘Sleigh!’
The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
It’s beginning to look a lot like credit card debt.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
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If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
Romantic Christmas Captions
Sweater Weather is Better Together.
You’re my favorite Christmas present this year.
Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying.
You about ready to do some kissin’?
Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.
Every Christmas is merrier because you’re a part of it, my forever.
Cheers to eggnog by the fire, warm holiday memories, and you.
If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around.
My love for you shines brighter than the lights on the tree.
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
You’re the most wonderful part of the most wonderful time of the year.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine, Love was born at Christmas, Star and Angels gave the sign.
Merry Christmas to my favorite person in the entire world! Happy Holidays!
In case you’re wondering, yes, all Christmas sweaters are ugly. You’re welcome. And Happy Holidays!
Christmas Captions for Family
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
Cookies and sweets in every corner of the house! That’s how it smells Christmas with family!
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
My family, I am wishing you joy and blessing this Christmas with all my heart!
Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.
Most parents: ‘Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies!’ Me, an intellectual: ‘Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.’
It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who is around it.
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father’s face and tell him you have received his Christmas gift.
I know this day will be the best Christmas ever, for we will all be together as a family. Merry Christmas to you!
May God’s blessing shine upon your family members and you on this Christmas time!
There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sang way out of key.
Christmas Eve, a perfect night to express affection for your family, to forgive those who failed you, and to forget past mistakes.
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Christmas Prayer: Guardian angel pure and bright, please lead Santa here tonight.
From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas bring us closer to each other.
With you as my family, I always find the true sense of happiness, love, and peace of mind. Merry Christmas!
Christmas Captions for Friends
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
A friend like you is what makes Christmas special to me.
Thinking of you this season and wishing you a joyful holiday.
Dear friend! I’m so blessed to have you in my life. Merry Christmas!
May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas eve.
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, I have this song stuck in my head! And now you probably do, too. Merry Christmas!
Here’s just one more item for your Holiday to-do list: to have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
No matter the number of gifts I get this Christmas, your friendship is the greatest one of them all. Merry Christmas!
This is my favorite time of the year, not because I am free but because I get the time to spend it with you. Merry Christmas!
Season’s Greetings! Be sure to take some time out of your busy life to enjoy the magic of the holidays this season.
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May the season’s spirit fill your heart with warmth and your home with joy. Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.
May the blessings of Christmas fill your life today and through the coming years.
Inspirational Christmas Captions
Love the giver more than the gift.
Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.
Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
Peace on earth will come to stay When we live Christmas every day.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white.’
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
I don’t think Christmas is necessarily about things. It’s about being good to one another.
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Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. – Gary Allan
Christmas is the day that holds all time together. – Alexander Smith
Christmas magic is silent. You don’t hear it – You feel it. You know it. You believe it. – Kevin Alan Milne
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality. – Washington Irving
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. – Phyllis Diller
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. – Winston Spear
Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever. – Richelle Goodrich
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand. – Dr. Seuss
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. – Larry Wilde
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. – Agnes M. Pahro
Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas. – Stephen Graham Jones
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up. – Wendy Cope