Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.
Make it a December to Remember.
Believe in your elf.
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
The elf did it.
Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…
There’s snow place like home.
I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List This Year.
Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying, crafting & watching Hallmark Christmas movies.
Dear Santa… I can explain.
What happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.
Maybe Christmas Doesn’t Come from a Store; Perhaps it Means a Bit More.
Merry Elfin’ Christmas!
That’s a wrap!
Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.
May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.
Seeing is Believing, but Sometimes the Most Real Things in the World are the Things We Can’t See.
Dear Santa, define – nice.
Christmas is so close; I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under…
Warning: Reindeer crossing.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Thank Goodness You´re Home, the Christmas Tree Fainted.
What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!
Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.” – Eartha Kitt
I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
Ho, Ho, Ho – Merry Christmas.
‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.
Some people are worth melting for.” –Olaf, Frozen
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Maybe Hot Chocolate Wants to be Called Beautiful Chocolate Just One Time.
I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
Tomorrow’s Christmas, it’s practically here! (Grinch)
But first, let me take an elfie.
Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance: Each beautiful, unique, and gone too soon.
Christmas Tree O’ Christmas Tree Your Ornaments are History.
What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it? – Winnie the Pooh
Joy to the world!
Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
Merry everything and happy always.
Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?
I’m a morning person only on December 25th.
You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.
May your days be merry and bright.” –Irving Berlin
Feliz – Naughty Dog.
Santa Saw Your Instagram Pictures. You’re Getting Some Clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
The part – He sees you when you’re sleeping – is extremely creepy.
Let’s get elfed up!
Drink up, grinches.
Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
Smile Like You Mean It. This is How We Earn Our Presents.
Let’s put the “Rum” in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum.
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’
I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder.
That’s Too Small to Fit a Pony.
Meet me under the mistletoe.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!
I Hope One of The Elves Brought Xanax.
Coffee & Christmas music.
Resting Grinch face.
The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.
OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.
All roads lead home for the holidays.
Mince pies before guys.
The world changes when it snows.
Merry Elfin Christmas.
Mom Why is This Old Guy Trying to Get in on Our hug? He’s Creeping Me Out.
Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. – Andy Borowitz
My favorite color is Christmas lights.
The calm before the storm.
It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list…
What the Elf?!
Be good, or I will text Santa.
Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
Why is Rudolph the only reindeer who doesn’t have a stripper name?
It’s the most wonderful time, for a beer *insert music and beer emoticons*
The one night I’m looking forward to the morning.
The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year *insert wine emoticon*.
Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!
Made my list and checked it twice!
‘Twas the night before Christmas… *insert mouse emoticon*.
Milk ✓, Cookies ✓, Instagram ✓
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree *insert music emoticon*.
It’s not what’s under the tree that matters; it’s who’s gathered around it.
Where’s the mistletoe at?
Drink up, birches.
Grinch Don’t Kill My Vibe
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
0. “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.